At my workplace, we have this poster entitled "MURPHY'S LAW". On it are dozens of quotes which are amusing and actually not that far from the truth. I read every quote on the poster, and noted the ones that amused me the most, and I actually believe haha (oh wow, don't I spend my work time productively) :
+ If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it
+ Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
+ There is always one more bug.
+ If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it
+ You will always find something in the last place you look
+ The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
+ No matter how hard or long you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper
+ The other line always moves faster
+ Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
+ In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it
+ If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on
+ If it jams - force it. If it breaks - it needed replacing anyway
+ Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink
