tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48626515178300603722024-03-08T05:27:20.762-08:00You only get One Shot, so make it count.Swirleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06213672451959355556noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4862651517830060372.post-51999504820438198402010-01-14T02:41:00.000-08:002010-01-14T02:48:22.614-08:00Murphy's Law<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>At my workplace, we have this poster entitled "MURPHY'S LAW". On it are dozens of quotes which are amusing and actually not that far from the truth. I read every quote on the poster, and noted the ones that amused me the most, and I actually believe haha (oh wow, don't I spend my work time productively) :</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b><br /></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate</b></span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ There is always one more bug.</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ You will always find something in the last place you look</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ No matter how hard or long you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ The other line always moves faster</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ If it jams - force it. If it breaks - it needed replacing anyway</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><b>+ Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink</b></span></span></div>Swirleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06213672451959355556noreply@blogger.com0