Thursday, January 14, 2010

Murphy's Law

At my workplace, we have this poster entitled "MURPHY'S LAW". On it are dozens of quotes which are amusing and actually not that far from the truth. I read every quote on the poster, and noted the ones that amused me the most, and I actually believe haha (oh wow, don't I spend my work time productively) :

+ Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
+ If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it
+ Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
+ There is always one more bug.
+ If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it
+ You will always find something in the last place you look
+ The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
+ No matter how hard or long you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper
+ The other line always moves faster
+ Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
+ In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it
+ If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on
+ If it jams - force it. If it breaks - it needed replacing anyway
+ Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink